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kisskrisxo:

Lost two beautiful people this month. It’s been a hard couple of weeks, difficult to understand, but all I want now is for them to be at peace together… wherever that may be…


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I hate taking naps in the day. Can’t fall asleep.


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at the resturant with bae
  • waitress: *fills his glass with ice water*
  • me: *watches thot ass waitress pour a lil too much water for my liking*
  • me: you want my man or something?
  • her: wh-wat?
  • me: i'm just trying to figure out why u pour his glass first? im closer? why his water got so much ice?
  • me: I mean the glass already sweating bitch why u think he so dehydrated? im the only bitch who put ice in his glass.
  • me: everybody else got 3 ice square cubes and he got 5 circle ones bitch u think u slick huh? a circle for every minute u gon suck his dick huh? spelling out morris code for u can raw me in ice cubes huh?
  • him: aye calm down
  • me: nah cause she wanna give u 5 ice circles for what? its 72 degrees and mild 1 ice wud have been just fine. bitch gimme a male waiter--matta fact bitch when u get off cause its one too many ice circles and u think fat meat aint greasy

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dangerouspoetry:

lilianjoy:

dangerouspoetry:

phycin:

dangerouspoetry:

when you’re about to get deported

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What?

when you’re about to get deported

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I still don’t get it

when you’re about to get deported

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master-yota:

Das me all day err day

It hurts

master-yota:

Das me all day err day

It hurts

(Source: unregistered-hypercam2)

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I was on fire
and you used me
to light your cigarette
(via
quantum-harmonix)

(Source: dulldrops)


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All this porn on tumble really stresses me out


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People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

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reginasmom:

iconic

reginasmom:

iconic

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yungkawaiinigga:

put this on my gravestone

yungkawaiinigga:

put this on my gravestone

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We all love someone way too fucking much. (via bruisedbbygirl)

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